LOL I know exactly how you feel. Fortunately I no longer have to worry about that. My health deteriorated enough for our welfare system to allow me to effectively retire. For as long as it lasts, anyway. I wish you luck in your endeavours.
How about teaching humor writing? Or, look for an agent to help you sell a book proposal. I bet there are tons of vampires crawling through substack looking for a bite, n'est-ce pas?
The time we look for, and much need, employment, is one of the rare times when we see what humankind is, behind the standard veneer they wear when they can.
LOL I know exactly how you feel. Fortunately I no longer have to worry about that. My health deteriorated enough for our welfare system to allow me to effectively retire. For as long as it lasts, anyway. I wish you luck in your endeavours.
Your resume introduction letter is hilarious … and yet … I believe worth a try🤣
How about teaching humor writing? Or, look for an agent to help you sell a book proposal. I bet there are tons of vampires crawling through substack looking for a bite, n'est-ce pas?
The time we look for, and much need, employment, is one of the rare times when we see what humankind is, behind the standard veneer they wear when they can.
Good luck
My sympathies... and good luck.
I thought only robots read resumes these days. Try small companies; my boss does everything himself, no computer making decisions.